fat-batman:

ONCE WHEN I WAS LIKE 8 WE WENT TO BRITISH COLOMBIA AND MY BROTHER THREW SEEDS ALL OVER ME AND MY DAD TOOK THIS PICTURE AND IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 487589437 YEARS

neopets5ever:

Swear on it. Swear on your neopets. 

corsolareef:

"begin your essay with an interesting fact or quote"
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im gonna fucking ACE this essay

sluttyoliveoil:

fight like a bitch die like a bitch

browningtons:

horsefricker:

browningtons:

Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart 

thats my right boob tho

babe

thegayduck:

lucifer-who:

ghdos:

I wish I had known about this when we had all that fucking snow this winter.

#do you wanna stab a snowman #it doesn’t have to be a snowman

#it doesn’t have to be a snowman

bullied:

party at my house bring food then leave

fuckinq:

cuddling would be cool right now

thebicker:

Sex education in America, basically.

illuminators:

'i am genuinely paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really annoying and ugly and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke'

farnilyjewels:

when your selfie gets more than 5 notes

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