aperturemurder:

I’ve watched this vine like 50 times now,

sarahtheimpossible:

So I had the best idea for a date. A SWEATER SHOPPING DATE.

First you get coffee. Then you go to thrift shops and buy sweaters. Then you bring the sweaters home and wash them. While they are in the washer/dryer, you make out and stuff. Then, you take the sweaters out of the dryer and you put them on and you get all cozy and eat snacks and watch movies in your cozy clean sweaters! And you kiss a lot. The end.

landons:

landons:

my boyfriend sent me this without a word

i cant believe this showed up on my dash after so long of traveling tumblr

bus-a-looey:

BEST FRIENDS WEAR EACH OTHER ON THEIR FEET.

bvbblebeam:

stopcallingmebitch:

Two weeks later, we spoke again.

GODDAMMIT TUMBLR

headstrongwolf:

you are now now rockin with

will.i.am and

britney britney

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allteensrelate:

having self confidence issues likeimage

heauxarry:

me the day before the exam:

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me 5 minutes before the exam:

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bonerfart:

Me: my son is so tiny i must have the tiniest son in the world

Doctor: this is a regular sized baby, i don’t think you understand how babies work

Me: I love my tiny son

overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

nursingmemes:

It’s called fall because everything is falling… leaves, temperature, bank account, gpa, self esteem